I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don't really know what's going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
As an artist, you are always striving toward an ultimate achievement but never seem to reach it. You shoot a film, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There's a tacit agreement between myself and the audience that I will entertain them when they buy their ticket, and I've been… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When a film is reviled, you open a film and people say "Oh, it's the stupidest thing, it's the worst movie." You… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There is no advantage getting older. You don't get smarter, you don't get wiser, you don't get more mellow, you don't get… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think if you have a comic perspective, almost anything that happens you tend to put through a comic filter. It's a… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think [aging] has nothing to recommend it. You don't gain any wisdom as the years go by. You fall apart, is… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The only thing that does change, to some degree, is [that] you have some life experiences, you suffer a certain amount and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There is an advantage in having a routine and working with the same people when you can and in writing as a… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
![“I think [aging] has nothing to recommend it. You don't gain any wisdom as the years go by. You fall apart, is what happens. People try and put a nice varnish on it, and say, well, you mellow. You come to understand life and accept things. But you'd trade all of that for being 35 again.” quote by Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/6bf/woody-allen-176_accepting_i-think-aging-has-nothing-to-recommend-i_1963010.jpg)
![“The only thing that does change, to some degree, is [that] you have some life experiences, you suffer a certain amount and you incorporate that into your work. Not in the content of your work, but in the sensibility of your work. It's nothing that you try and do; it just happens. And if you're…” quote by Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/259/woody-allen-176_amount_the-only-thing-that-does-change-to-some_656807.jpg)
