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Government Quotes by Bill Hicks

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If you’ve ever wondered how a stand‑up comic sees the state, Bill Hicks offers a dozen biting observations that cut through the noise. His humor twists the serious into the absurd, giving you a quick, thought‑provoking glimpse of his take on power and politics.

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All governments are lying cocksuckers.

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Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

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Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!

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What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all One?...You can see why the government's cracking down.

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I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting.

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What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It's gonna fuck up…

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I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government…

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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as…

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I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government…

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People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and…

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I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great

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If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

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I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

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How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?…

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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.

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Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by…

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I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious...

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I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.…

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Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

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People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both…

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Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

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I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

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I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

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You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted,…

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