I just want a girlfriend to do holiday shit with then we can be done after new years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho? — Michael Schoeffling Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend should never feel like she is in a competition with any other girl .. good afternoon San Diego ! (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Tell your girlfriend how much you love her out of the blue one day. I bet she'll love it. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
Loveless life is a fruitless tree, friends life is a rootless tree, Tree can live without fruit but not without root.!! — Jibran Mangi's Copy Share Image
I think my GirlFriend got a magical car. She just turned it into a lake. Stupid cunt... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not asking for your full time. I just wanted a time for showing me that you still care! Hey! I'm existing… — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since… — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
“And there's you. You're just beautiful. Effortlessly beautiful, like nature. You have the trinity of beauty: a beautiful heart, a beautiful mind,… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Somebody said 'I've got a task here, can you give it to my girlfriend?' And in the task it said 'Marry me'.… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
“A wonderful man like you is hard to find, That's why I find it so hard to let you go. I just… — Mouloud Benzadi Copy Share Image
I just want someone who is gonna tell their friends That's my girlfriend. I want someone who is gonna treat me as… — Alexis Provance Copy Share Image
“It probably says something about the state of your love life that your girlfriend promising to try and murder slightly fewer people… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
Girlfriend: I dont trust you me: why? girlfriend: I just dont me: there must be a reason girlfriend: I dunno tbh me:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why did he leave so fast at the end? Who was on the phone? A girl? That's it, he must have a… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
“Do you think anyone found out about that?" B. J. Asks, sounding nervous. "Found out about what?" I ask, trying to imagine… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
My girlfriend has the greatest story as to why she isn't religious anymore. When she was a kid, like 12 years old,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“If I can’t be your love, then let me be a simple brooch so I may rest a while against your chest.… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
In case you haven't heard, my girlfriends and I have declared the summer of 2012 as the best summer ever. The best… — Candice Accola Copy Share Image
If I'm creating a new superhero, it shouldn't be any different from other superheroes in terms of the qualities. Obviously the personality… — Mark Millar Copy Share Image
Oh, that,' said Ginny, giggling. 'Well-Percy's got a girlfriend.' Fred dropped a stack of books on George's head. 'What?' 'It's that Ravenclaw… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know, but I always loved that image of a girl putting toenail polish on a guy - her boyfriend, or… — Marc Jacobs Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend don't like that b*tch, you don't talk to that b*tch. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
