I remember being with a girlfriend who asked me to look over some chess openings with her. I instantly fell asleep. I… — Pal Benko Copy Share Image
The older you get the more realistic it is that you're significant other is your significant other. I mean, you'll always have… — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are. — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
They sped by a pack of sea lions lounging on the docks, and she swore she saw an old homeless guy sitting… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
She's gone. Been gone for ages. They split up right after you left. That's why the grass out front started growing again."… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
I never Beleived in dreams until I met u You are my dream come true Sweetheart Cute,adorable,lovely,charming sweet words can be easily… — Tribhuvan Suthar Copy Share Image
...then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted "She Walks in Beauty," which is like… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
No relationship is perfect nor will anyone ever be the best boyfriend or girlfriend. Long as you put in the effort and… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
When I hold something that's radioactive, it's kind of an indescribable feeling. It's kind of like when I'm with my girlfriend. — Taylor Wilson Copy Share Image
I don't like to talk about girlfriend stuff. It's not necessary. I try to keep my relationships separate from everything else. — Orlando Bloom Copy Share Image
Actors are always weird about acting with their spouse or their boyfriend or girlfriend, but more because they think audiences will find… — Rosemarie DeWitt Copy Share Image
I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who… — Wissam Al Mana Copy Share Image
My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Instead of being his girlfriend for a month or two, I'd rather be his friend for life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now we'd known each other for two years, the side of my calf was touching his shins, and his stomach was against… — Nicole Krauss Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend would tell me she was flying out of town to a pop concert with her friends for the weekend. She… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I… — Shannon Sharpe Copy Share Image
I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Like the cotton-carder who combs tangled cotton into a long bundle of fibre, you take all my knotted fragments and comb them… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
As an actor, you audition a lot for 'the girlfriend' or the 'hot girl.' — Kathryn Newton Copy Share Image
