I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I don't like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see 'I Am Legend' with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and… — Michel Gondry Copy Share Image
A good girlfriend is supposed to stand by her man as a friend, when he's having problems with his girl. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And there's you. You're just beautiful. Effortlessly beautiful, like nature. You have the trinity of beauty: a beautiful heart, a beautiful mind,… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Life is to fucked up, to realize who you care about the most in your life. — Isaiah Preziosi Copy Share Image
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong. — Idunno Copy Share Image
A close girlfriend of mine and I have been writing and playing together for years and decided to make it official, so… — Bethany Joy Lenz Copy Share Image
“I was mistaken when I said you live in my heart. How absurd I was when you live in my fingertips so… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters - I'm from an all female family. My father often quips that… — Shirley Manson Copy Share Image
A boy friend should make his girlfriend's pussy wet, not her eyes. A girlfriend should make her boyfriend's cock hard, not his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It really helps to know what success is before you get there, and if you know, then you can head right for… — Gordon Bethune Copy Share Image
Minus my relationship with Kennedy, I had no automatic invitation to Greek Parties or events, though Chaz and Erin could invite me… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her. — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
Theres a huge difference in sex and making love. We have sex with someone who can satisfy us physically, but we make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Learn, he says, that there will be hours, days and months ahead of feeling absolutely terrible and nothing can change that; neither… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Girls better start looking for guys with a good education because I'm pretty sure swag isn't going to pay the bills. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In order to be able to give a girlfriend the amount of time she deserves, you would need time, and I just… — Ryan Kwanten Copy Share Image
My first real girlfriend broke up with me because she was married already. — Aron Flam Copy Share Image
Shah Rukh is not my girlfriend that I should remember him. When I don't remember my past girlfriends, what will I remember… — Salman Khan Copy Share Image
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Internationally and in foreign markets, movies starring women don't make as much money as movies starring men. And then you can blame… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
