“I’m in love with my corporate girlfriend, with the Cyclops heart” — Volatalistic Phil Copy Share Image
Peyton is not just another ex-girlfriend and everyone knows that. — Haley James Scott Copy Share Image
Dancing inspires my music. Having your girlfriends all together and just being free and happy. — Bella Thorne Copy Share Image
Girls better start looking for guys with a good education because I'm pretty sure swag isn't going to pay the bills. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.' — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Just because we are women doesn't mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend. — Sarah Shahi Copy Share Image
How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Both my girlfriend AND wife are out of town this week! Time to go find some lucky lady to nibble on my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I was shocked [of Sarah Palin ], because beating up, you know, your girlfriend, your spouse, or acts of violence aren't one… — Jon Soltz Copy Share Image
The Boy who really Loves his girlfriend Is Not the one who Unbuttons her Shirt... But, hes the One; Who Closes It… — Obey Copy Share Image
No relationship is perfect nor will anyone ever be the best boyfriend or girlfriend. Long as you put in the effort and… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
My Life is a Story Written By God .I don't Know exactly how my friends came in to my story,But I hope… — Murali Iyengar Copy Share Image
I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I read somewhere that tongue-kissing was coined as an insult to the French reputation of sexual promiscuity. Apparently, American soldiers returned home… — Alexia Landeau Copy Share Image
A person can attack that bottle of vodka and drink it like it's a bottle of cold water. Two of my wife's… — William Eggleston Copy Share Image
“I think he thinks about girlfriend like some kind of honorary title, like the way that every president is still ‘President So… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Theres a huge difference in sex and making love. We have sex with someone who can satisfy us physically, but we make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Cassidy is the best girlfriend ever. I’ve dated her for a full two months longer than anyone else. She’s smart and witty… — Tim Tharp Copy Share Image
I was interested in the question of the power of religious organizations to effect public policy in a negative way. When I… — Barry W. Lynn Copy Share Image
Watching a make-out while wrapped in a blanket with a guy she wanted to make out with made her feel exposed. Obvious.… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“If I ever stood a chance of resisting her, it evaporates the instant she leans into me. So does every last ounce… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
I am a spiritual person in an eastern religion kind of way. I learned that happiness for all of us is a… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
Remember ''I'll never let a girl come between us'' And you said you wouldn't. WHEN I MESSAGE YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT NO RESPONSE!… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
I obviously would love to have a girlfriend, but a girlfriend deserves so much of your time and energy. And she deserves… — J. J. Watt Copy Share Image
Not everything in life can go perfectly according to plan. I mean I didn't keep every girlfriend I ever had. — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
“But,” Aidan finished her sentence for her, “you don’t want to be my girlfriend any more.” — Stacy Gregg Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I have a great family, good friends, a nice girlfriend, my own house. I have got everything how I want it to… — Michael Owen Copy Share Image
No, I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she's dating an unfaithful selfish asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
A real boyfriend wouldn't give another girl more attention than his girlfriend. — Maria Micah Rosales Copy Share Image
I am a navy girlfriend. The events of the next several months hold my life, my love, and my future in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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