Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is getting so weird.. Whom I liked and loved are either married,engaged,interested but emotionally damaged,has kid,not in the mood, and a… — Jaseem Kapoor Copy Share Image
Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it. — Heather Locklear Copy Share Image
I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
When I get married. WE AIN'T NEVER GETTING A DIVORCE! TILL DEATH DO US PART. better take your mad ass in the… — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always wrong and the other is the wife... — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
When we first got married, we made a pact. It was this: In our life together, it was decided I would make… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied… — William Cosmo Monkhouse Copy Share Image
True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pray for the love which allows you to see the good in your companion. Pray for the love that makes weaknesses and… — Henry B. Eyring Copy Share Image
I believe our differences are the little pinches of salt that can make the marriage seem more flavorful. — James E. Faust Copy Share Image
When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
