All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage. — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own… — Brendan Behan Copy Share Image
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate. — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. . — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I've been divorced twice, at 33, at least I'm a successful failure! — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other...… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so… — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
A person who surrenders when hes WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love… — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
The most important single thing that any Latter-day Saint ever does in this world is to marry the right person, in the… — Bruce R. McConkie Copy Share Image
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions. — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women. — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
