Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward. — Ken Venturi Copy Share Image
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. — Fletcher Knebel Copy Share Image
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five. — Paul Harvey Copy Share Image
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. — George Archer Copy Share Image
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye Copy Share Image
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do. — Bob Bruce Copy Share Image
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson Copy Share Image
It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. — Tom Mulligan Copy Share Image
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle.… — Al McGuire Copy Share Image
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well. — Craig Stadler Copy Share Image
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
