Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
The better your attitude and the harder you work, the luckier you get. — Robert G. Allen Copy Share Image
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five. — Paul Harvey Copy Share Image
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called… — Alex Hay Copy Share Image
One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa. — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money… — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward. — Ken Venturi Copy Share Image
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. — John Updike Copy Share Image
It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle.… — Al McGuire Copy Share Image
It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson Copy Share Image
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
