Funny golf Quote by Sam Snead Download Open image “Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.” — Sam Snead ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny golf Golf Lays Quitting Three Week
Golf is a very serious part of my life, but when you stop having fun at it, that's when it's time to hang it… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
Golf's not an easy game. You keep working at it and, sooner or later, something good will happen. — Tommy Fleetwood Copy Share Image
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I've tried to lose weight two or three times, and every time, my golf game was horrible. — John Daly Copy Share Image
I have to tell you, I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have golf. That's why I work so hard keeping my… — Anne Murray Copy Share Image
I'd say that golf is about 75% mental. If your state of mind gets out of kilter, you're worse off than a tomcat floating… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
When I swing at a golf ball right, my mind is blank and my body is loose as a goose. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
'You know Bobby, when I was your age I'd drive the ball right over those trees at the corner.' Feeling challenged Mr. Cole hit… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
I believe in destiny...what's going to be is going to be. If I'm going to win, I'm going to win...I don't give a damn… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. — Fletcher Knebel Copy Share Image
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun.… — Chuck Hogan Copy Share Image
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
