Funny golf Quote by Bob Bruce Download Open image “You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.” — Bob Bruce ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny golf Funny golfing Golf Golfing Great golf Great golfing Inspirational Knows Love Senior
You know, like I said, I'm not going to adjust my Senior Tour schedule. — Greg Norman Copy Share Image
I don't have much interest in being on a senior tour. I don't think I retired so that I could be on tour. — Andy Roddick Copy Share Image
Actually going on tour is like the break in the year that I go away and do something different and come back. — Charlotte Caffey Copy Share Image
The Senior Tour is a good concept, although frankly I'm not astounded at its continued success. It gives a lot of guys an opportunity… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you're on tour, it feels like you're living the same day over and over again. — David Longstreth Copy Share Image
I fell off the tour when I was younger and had to go back home and practise harder and get better. — Neil Robertson Copy Share Image
You have to take a step back sometimes to give yourself some perspective on the position that I'm in: After being in college a… — Ben Shelton Copy Share Image
You have to remember that I played longer than anybody else on the main tour; I played until I was 40, and then played… — Jimmy Connors Copy Share Image
If you had told me at 45 years old that I would have to go on tour to get rest, I would've said, 'That's… — Chris Robinson Copy Share Image
My favorite, and I repeat it often while swimming is from a well known coach around here — Bob Bruce Copy Share Image
I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero… — Bob Bruce Copy Share Image
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. — Fletcher Knebel Copy Share Image
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun.… — Chuck Hogan Copy Share Image
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
