If I was stranded on a desert island and I could only bring one thing, I would bring Dora. That girl has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had Five Guys Burger and Fries for dinner. Now my car smells like the food. Just realized it'd sound bad saying… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven. — William Goldsmith Brown Copy Share Image
For me a girl's mind is the best hard disk in the world With least 10000000 GB of memory They remember all… — Kand3n Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when the teacher points at the person behind you and you think the teacher was pointing at you so… — Me Copy Share Image
When someone say's I like your shirt.. I look down to see what I'm wearing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Twitter is blue...you look bangable, so I'll follow you. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get out of my bed or I'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to 2012: Presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Ladies don't ask for much. They just want shoes, diamonds, less work, free money & a perfect man. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Want to learn how to dance? Have a cold shower today at midnight, I bet, Youll rock like SHAKIRA :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would probably be classified as a lesbian if it was only based on how much you enjoy eating muffins and cookies. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, you sent me an event invite on Facebook? Weve never met and you live 2,400 miles away, of course Ill go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To meet, to know, to love, to share then to part is the sad tale of the human heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm… — Bwc Copy Share Image
