Funny facebook status Quotes by Francis

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.

— Francis

Fool me once, how dare you. fool me twice, fuck you too.

— Francis

Yo momma so fat, she plays temple walk.

— Francis

Me: its so hot in here friend: should I leave? ;D me: no your actually the air conditioner

— Francis

*Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly.

— Francis

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!

— Francis

For every girl out there <3 - Love, Francis.

— Francis

After everything you did, I'm still not over you.

— Francis

I trusted you, I didnt cheat on you, I loved you with all my heart. Why couldnt you do the same ?

— Francis

I had a dream about you. Awwwwww. Yeah, you died.

— Francis

Niggas, just cause you have a dick, dont mean you gotta act like one. -From, Every Girl.

— Francis

If they cheated on you once, you best believe they will cheat on you again.

— Francis