Funny Quotes by Sponge Bob

No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!

— Sponge Bob

Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!

— Sponge Bob

Yeah,shake it,woo shake that bubble butt.

— Sponge Bob

You wont believe what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!

— Sponge Bob

My lips are a little dry...

— Sponge Bob

I've got the pieces!

— Sponge Bob

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

— Sponge Bob

Oh my god! A floating shopping list! Ahhh!

— Sponge Bob

Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!

— Sponge Bob

I won't stop for a little...EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!! AHHH!!

— Sponge Bob

I used to think it was so funny that plankton was married to his computer, but now I realized that's probably my future and…

— Sponge Bob

Why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly

— Sponge Bob