Quote by Sponge Bob Download Open image “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!” — Sponge Bob ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Realistically, I shouldn't be able to turn a doorknob without having some discomfort. — R.A. Dickey Copy Share Image
It's the picnic principle. Things taste better outdoors. And if it's a forbidden thing, so much the better. — Franny Billingsley Copy Share Image
The world had teeth and it could bite you with them anytime it wanted. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
We'd never do anything tasteless. There's enough to make fun of without offending. — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
I am of the level with common Astrologers; who, with an old paltry cant, and a few pot-hooks for planets to amuse the vulgar,… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
Man is certainly the most disgusting kind of worm that has ever crawled on this stupid ugly planet. — William C. Brown Copy Share Image
There Is Nothing Wrong With The PLANET, The Planet Is Fine. It's The PEOPLE That's On It That's FUCKED ! — Skiittlesz Copy Share Image
I'll be damned if I'm going to let the white man lick me. There's something out here that I've got to do for my… — Medgar Evers Copy Share Image
I used to think it was so funny that plankton was married to his computer, but now I realized that's probably my future and… — Sponge Bob Copy Share Image