Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. — Lew Wallace Copy Share Image
If y0u Love S0meone, be a waRrior.. fight f0r it., but iF thAt s0meOne loVe's s0meone else., thEn be a soldieR,... KILL… — Megz Copy Share Image
My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
It's funny how you get a bit older and become more accepting of things. When you're in your twenties, you're skeptical of… — Jamie Dornan Copy Share Image
“Huevos up. Swing up to the window, swing back to Al B. Hall, who says, "Bless you," and would I get him… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about a Latina actress trying to make it in Hollywood. It's pretty funny. — Melonie Diaz Copy Share Image
Im literally my own best friend. I have inside jokes with myself, sometimes Ill start laughing out loud at how funny I… — Ted Copy Share Image
There are some really funny people doing creative stuff with social media, which is sadly where a lot of my attention goes. — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
Did you do your makeup this morning, or did you just get gangbanged by Crayola? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought I probably would. — Humphrey Bogart Copy Share Image
“There are four categories of questions Emmily asks: 1. Can I please go to the bathroom? 2. Where is the bathroom? 3.… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. — Josh Groban Copy Share Image
I got pregnant at 40 by surprise. It's funny, because when we found out we were pregnant, I said, 'Okay, let's experience… — Julianna Margulies Copy Share Image
