Funny Quotes by Kollkid

Things to do today: 1. Get up 2. Survive 3. Go back to bed

— Kollkid

Trust is like an eraser , it gets smaller and smaller after each mistake¦

— Kollkid

I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Where's my phone?! and it answers, I'm here! Under your bed!

— Kollkid

That Awkward moment when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on.

— Kollkid

Dont judge my choices without understanding my reasons~~~~(:

— Kollkid

Was that lightning?! No, theyre taking pictures for Google earth¦

— Kollkid

Proof that you watch to many horror movies. When you Turn off the downstairs lights and run upstairs so no one kills you.

— Kollkid