That awkward little half runningwalk thing you do when a car lets you cross the road. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry your most dramatic act of rebellion these days is leaving your apartment without an umbrella. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How much better would the world be if a liars pants really did catch on fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, god made me pretty what the hell happened to you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I remotely made enough money from my labor to afford a Labor Day vacation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment When You Put Finger In Your Nose and Notice Someone Is Watching You! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like a Victoria's Secret Angel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching a gorgeous vampire and buff werewolf battle for a girl's love is the perfect distraction from my inability to meet a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those special people who believe in others give them the courage to succeed. It really means a lot to work with someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on not making enough money to be considered for layoffs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
