Saying something funny and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you have such a weird name and no celebrity parents to blame it on — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That was actually funny. But I don't like you. So I'm not going to laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear radio, Why do you always play the best song right when I have to turn the car off and get out?!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best thing about a heat wave is constantly having the illusion you're getting exercise. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Substitute teacher: 'Does your normal teacher let you do that?' Students: 'Yeah...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you and this is crazy, whats your make-up brand? Crayola maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please suggest a movie for us to see so that I can find out if you have terrible taste. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
