That person in class that always acts like theyre damn Albert Einstein. Calm the hell down bro. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: School's almost over, Teacher: And this is crazy, Teacher: But here's 3 projects, Teacher: Due by Friday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll pray for patience, because if I pray for strength, I may throw you out the window! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't go to sleep quickly, I suggest reading a school textbook in bed. I guarantee you will be out in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dating your ex again is like buying your clothes back from goodwill. There's a reason you got rid of them in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, we know money doesnt grow on trees, thats why we are asking you for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? oh wait never mind you'll never get it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you put your leg out of your blanket because your hot, and then getting scared because you feel exposed to monsters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a superficil, dramatic, makeup caked, bra stuffing, leg spreading, whore. if you cant accept that, you dont deserve me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who spends their weekends on the computer,eating, and watching movies all by themselves? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing those two people who no one expected to be together dating, and them being the cutest couple ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on being one of the few bosses who didn't contribute to the economy's collapse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
