HATING is an emotional disease... so for those who hate me... Hope you get well soon... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
ME: OMG I have to tell you thisstory about- *starts laughing**deep breath* Ok there was this- *starts laughing* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
(You watching video by yourself) You: HAHAHAHAAAAA! (You showing friend video) You: Hang on, it gets better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas and yet I can't find a decent relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This man is forcing innocent children to kill their loved ones. For no reason at all. You can make a change. This… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love you like President Obama loves to be more half black than half white. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things its not going to do anymore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for posting to Facebook precisely when you'll be out of town for Thanksgiving so I can rob your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope my unrelenting excitement over Magic Mike doesn't make you feel like you've failed to fulfill all of my sexual desires. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss you like The Biggest Loser contestants miss high fructose corn syrup. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can't stop smiling like an idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm impressed you found something even gayer than the Gay Pride Parade to do this weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
