Who says love is bad...just like cake, I would say it's the best I've ever had! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if there was a notification that said, your crush is viewing your profile now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get out of the shower only to realize you don`t have any towels. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of my goals in life? To finish a tube of chapstick before loosing that motherfucker! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's time we all accepted the Gay Pride Parade isn't much gayer than any other parade. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying you're easy, but when I look up something to do in your town it gives me your address. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your dad thinks that every boy you talk to is your boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when Reading your best friend`s statusand thinking, Ha! I know exactly who that`s about! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am really so cute` and you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know what makes you so screwed up, but whatever it is, it works. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guy says: Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, its too long. Girl says: Wanna hear a joke about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just tried to kill a bug with hairspray, it didn't die, but its hair looked fabulous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One thing I've always wanted to do....slid down one the bowling alleylanes c: It seems like so much fun! c; — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
