Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.'” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Jesus name Sleep Trouble
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I get up every morning the same as everyone else, and scratch my head and just get on with the job. Whatever that job… — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
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I don't have time for a job that doesn't leave me time to be quiet or still or to pray. — Barbara Brown Taylor Copy Share Image
Let the world nap while you work...That way they won't sleep on you when it's your turn. — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
“Channel your energy into your God-given purpose. Being out of a job gives you all the time you need to grow” — Sunday Adelaja Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image