1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First day of school WALKS INTO CLASS ROOM. SEES WHO'S IN IT. STOPS AT THE DOOR. AND YOU'RE THINKING: YOU'VE GOT TO… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment, when someone jokes about one of your insecurities & you have to pretend it doesn't bother you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's switch roles this Boss's Day just to see if you can do all my work while being sexually harassed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says 'Trust me, you dont want to know.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know what's more awkward.. Answering Dora.. Or her staring at you while you sit in silence.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are pigs; their every actions and thoughts is dictated by their penis. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will NEVER work a night shift at a restaurant because of the hash slinging slasher. :| — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG! I just discovered I have a super power! I can be invisible..... Oh no no wait, I'm just being ignored. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
