Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched, ninjas. The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found" Well played, ninjas, well played ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Open your eyes, close your mouth; See the flies, froze your laugh, cuz you now in dustbin — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best friend never tell you the truth, but good friend told you. The TRUTH about your food . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't feel bad about online shopping at work. It's the only place where I can spend money WHILE I make it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Expectation Girl : I'm Cold :/ Boy : *Wraps Arm Around Girl And Smile* Warm Now ? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be a shotgun-toting, gangster-robbing black homosexual like Omar on The Wire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd love to watch an episode of How I Met Your Mother without you pointing out Neil Patrick Harris is gay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but Im human, I dont… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without my drivers license, youll just have to believe the age I tell you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is she hot?- A guy's reply to any story that starts with This girl I know.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
