Funny Quote by Anonymous

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!

— Emaliebaby

“Monkeys had escaped the zoo and were climbing over a house in her neighborhood.”

— Bryan Chick

“The monkey liked most humans. They left food cans outside their homes for his family to rummage through in the morning sun. Some yelled…

— Cole Alpaugh

“looked over to where I had dropped my net. There it was right where I had dropped it; wide open and not a monkey…

— Wilson Rawls

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

— Robin Williams

“So once the zookeeper realized it was the monkeys who stole the bananas, he knew there was only one way he'd be able to…

— Hannah Moskowitz

“All of a sudden there was a scampering sound. A small furry hand grabbed my food. The hand had fingernails just like mine, and…

— Jane Wilson-Howarth

“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can…

— Colleen Houck

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.

— Evan Esar

“dyslexic man walks into a bra... 2. “I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was…

— Michael Hopkins

3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree discussing things as they are set to be. Said one to the others now listen you two...there's…

— Damian Marley

“green monkey, for example, has been observed calling ‘Careful! A lion!’ when there was no lion around. This alarm conveniently frightened away a fellow…

— Yuval Noah Harari