Sham Harga had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Victor eyed the glistening tubes in the tray around Dibbler's neck. They smelled appetizing. They always did. And then you bit into… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A dollar for a human bought a loaf of bread that was eaten in a few bites. The same dollar for Wee… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“They don’t go in for the fancy or exotic, but stick to conventional food like flightless bird embryos, minced organs in intestine… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
This wasn't food - it was what food became if it had been good and gone to food heaven. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“They don't go in for the fancy or exotic, but stick to conventional food like flightless bird embryos, minced organs in intestine… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
... the food was good solid stuff for a cold morning, all calories and fat and protein and maybe a vitamin crying… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
And then you bit onto them, and learned once again that Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for bits of an animal… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“D’yer see it? This finger, laddie, could send ye to meet yer Maker!” Sgt. Deisenburger stared at the black and purple nail… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He felt an appetite for once, one that it'd take more than a drink or two to satisfy. He strolled along for… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And all this business about what knife and fork you eat from, it’s a deliberate puzzle set out to make a simple… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
