Fats Quotes · Page 15

I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies.

— Dom DeLuise

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

— Bill Maher

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).

— Rodney Dangerfield

I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat.

— Chris O'Dowd

Nothing made the horse so fat as the king's eye.

— Plutarch

A few fat files are better than a lot of thin ones.

— Ed Bliss

I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically.

— Sarah Silverman

What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?

— Jo Brand

Prelate, n. A church officer having a superior degree of holiness and a fat preferment. One of Heaven's aristocracy. A gentleman of…

— Ambrose

The only way we'd get beaten was if we got a little fat-headed, if we didn't train right, if we had dissension…

— Woody Hayes

...I will not be a sight gag for anybody. I will not do anything degrading to myself or other fat people.

— Darlene Cates

For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).

— Dave Barry

I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun…

— Jack Handey

What is clear is that consumers know a calorie isn't a calorie. There are good fats and bad fats and good proteins…

— Ronald M. Shaich

I remember trying to work out like crazy to get rid of all of my womanly features because I thought they made…

— Coco Rocha

[On middle age:] ... the very real possibility for you of growing fat as you near death and thus being seen by…

— Marilyn Suzanne Miller

Dear Isabelle, Alec is about to have a nervous breakdown. If you do not immediately desist planing my wedding to your brother,…

— Cassandra Clare

What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, (insert city) sweathogs to keep the noise…

— Rick Rude

The best cure for racism is to have somebody shoot at you. Man, it does not matter then what color the arse…

— Wilbur Smith

So instead of beating myself up for being fat, I think it's a miracle that I laugh every day and walk through…

— Camryn Manheim

I found Uriah reading a great fat book, with such demonstrative attention, that his lank forefinger followed up every line as he…

— Charles Dickens

High protein diets make you sick in the long and short term. Expect kidney disease, heart disease and more strokes and cancer.…

— John A. McDougall

Well, well, well, well. If it isn't fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking…

— Anthony Burgess

When it comes to consumer electronics, I'm a big fat sucker, because even though I know you should never, ever buy anything…

— Susan Orlean

(Howard Dean) is proving that the Internet is a better, cheaper, and faster way to raise money than the old glad-handing of…

— Dick Morris

At least three time per day at scheduled times, he had to ask himself the following question: Am I being productive or…

— Anonymous

You obviously don't know what an Old Man of the Sea great wealth is. It is not a fat purse and time…

— Robert A. Heinlein

Two days later, two days before Christmas, I am judged fat and sane enough to be kicked out of the hospital. The…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

We don't teach from Books of the Bible because it gets in the way of evangelism. We don't offer different kinds of…

— Steven Furtick

In my view, Jan Masaryk was thoroughly corrupt, who bumped himself off because he saw at last where his moral cowardice and…

— Malcolm Muggeridge

And when she started becoming a “young lady,” and no one was allowed to look at her because she thought she was…

— Stephen Chbosky

Once (says an Author; where I need not say) Two Trav'lers found an Oyster in their way; Both fierce, both hungry; the…

— Pope Alexander VI

The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.

— Theodore Roosevelt

If I can catch him once upon the hip, I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him.

— William Shakespeare

Believe me; all evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them.

— Jean Anouilh

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'd rather be thin than famous but I'm fat paste that in your broadway show

— Jack Kerouac

I was a fat child; I was asthmatic. No wonder I'm a hypochondriac.

— Alber Elbaz

Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere.

— Mireille Guiliano

You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.

— Elayne Boosler