Good enough is good enough. Perfect will make you a big fat mess every time. — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest). — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
What is clear is that consumers know a calorie isn't a calorie. There are good fats and bad fats and good proteins… — Ronald M. Shaich Copy Share Image
I remember trying to work out like crazy to get rid of all of my womanly features because I thought they made… — Coco Rocha Copy Share Image
[On middle age:] ... the very real possibility for you of growing fat as you near death and thus being seen by… — Marilyn Suzanne Miller Copy Share Image
I'm not opposed to doing science fiction or comedy, but there has to be respect. I refuse to be the joke, the… — Darlene Cates Copy Share Image
Because Melissa McCarthy actually is a fat woman, she isnt allowed to make brash statements about body acceptance. She has to apologize… — Jennifer Armintrout Copy Share Image
I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I found Uriah reading a great fat book, with such demonstrative attention, that his lank forefinger followed up every line as he… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
High protein diets make you sick in the long and short term. Expect kidney disease, heart disease and more strokes and cancer.… — John A. McDougall Copy Share Image
Well, well, well, well. If it isn't fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
When it comes to consumer electronics, I'm a big fat sucker, because even though I know you should never, ever buy anything… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
Do you know that fat little guy from Seinfeld? He has become the main pitchman for KFC, Jason Alexander. And beginning in… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
This dress makes me look fat," I told Jasmine as we stood near the back of the crowd and watched the last… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
More or less constantly [he tease he]. [Adolf Hitler] would tell her, "Oh Evi, you're getting so fat I can't dare be… — Gretl Braun Copy Share Image
I add a lot of citrus to my food and I think that flavors it. And, to me, that what makes it… — Cat Cora Copy Share Image
We don't teach from Books of the Bible because it gets in the way of evangelism. We don't offer different kinds of… — Steven Furtick Copy Share Image
In my view, Jan Masaryk was thoroughly corrupt, who bumped himself off because he saw at last where his moral cowardice and… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
And when she started becoming a “young lady,” and no one was allowed to look at her because she thought she was… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
“So my doctor told me to watch what I'm eating - to read food labels. I'm in the store reading the Fig… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
the lost women I need to know their names those women I would have walked with, jauntily the way men go in… — Lucille Clifton Copy Share Image
I actually grew fond of her in a nastily superior kind of way. For she was so completely artless and optimistic and… — Peter Cameron Copy Share Image
Our children will be born of our actions. Our accidents will become their destinies. Oh, the actions will remain. It is a… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
The thing is, you don't even want to be mad about someone calling you fat because who the f--- cares? Like if… — Chrissy Teigen Copy Share Image
Lord, Madame, I have fed like a farmer; I shall grow as fat as a porpoise. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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