Fats Quotes · Page 16

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat.

— Gary Taubes

I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.

— A. J. Jacobs

I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.

— Elizabeth Olsen

I'm not a body shamer. The word fat has been used to hurt me my entire life.

— Margaret Cho

It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid

— Kate Moss

I was between A man and a boy, A hobble-de-hoy, A fat, little, punchy concern of sixteen.

— Richard Harris Barham

Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure

— Paul McKenna

Imprisoned in every fat man a thin one is wildly signalling to be let out.

— Cyril Connolly

It is interesting that all these things that contain stuff like saturated fats, we love 'em.

— Paul Whitehouse

I still find it tough to be around girls because I always say the wrong thing. If a friend asks me if…

— Kelly Osbourne

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two…

— Jean Kerr

In a world of universal poverty The philosophers alone will be fat Against the autumn winds In an autumn that will be…

— Wallace Stevens

There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems…

— Brad Williams

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.

— Jo Brand

When I am grown up I shall carry a notebook—a fat book with many pages, methodically lettered. I shall enter my phrases.

— Virginia Woolf

[On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I'm being attacked by a short, bald…

— Elizabeth Hurley

True revolution comes not when we learn to ignore our fat and pretend we're no different, but when we learn to use…

— Nomy Lamm

All red meat contains saturated fat. There is no such thing as truly lean meat. Trimming away the edge ring of fat…

— Michael Klaper

Yes, the deficit doctors have their scalpels out all right, but they're not poised over the budget. That's as fat as ever…

— Ronald Reagan

The Superclass tries to promote its values. Ordinary people complain of divine injustice, they envy power, and it pains them to see…

— Paulo Coelho

My wife and I, we work together. And we wrote this book, "Dad Is Fat." And in the book, I was encouraged…

— Jim Gaffigan

No human being is illegal. That is a contradiction in terms. Human beings can be beautiful or more beautiful, they can be…

— Elie Wiesel

I want to hold onto this funny thing. God, it's gotten big on me. I don't know what it is. I'm so…

— Ray Bradbury

“As I stood, I took in a last breath of spring-scented air, listened to the birdsong, and then saw a member of…

— Rob Thurman

Real writers-that is, capital W Writers-rarely make much money. Their biggest reward is the occasional reader's response… Commentators-in-print voicing big fat opinions-you…

— Malcolm Forbes

I've long said that if I were about to be executed and were given a choice of my last meal, it would…

— James Beard

Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you…

— Joe Pesci

A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from the griddle; dusted with fragrant pepper; enriched with…

— Mark Twain

People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all…

— Jack LaLanne

Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of…

— P. G. Wodehouse

Nearly all runners do their slow runs too fast, and their fast runs too slow." Ken Mierke says. "So they're just training…

— Christopher McDougall

When I come out on the road of a morning, when I have had a night's sleep and perhaps a breakfast, and…

— Frank Delaney

I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.

— Darren Criss

I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave.

— Kirsten Dunst

Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?

— Rosie O'Donnell

I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit - I'm too fat.

— Dominic West

Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me 'bout the color of your soul.

— Scatman John

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

— John Cena

I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.

— Pamela Anderson

Mischiefs feed / Like beasts, till they be fat, and then they bleed.

— Ben Jonson