Fats Quotes · Page 17

She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.

— Rodney Dangerfield

The only things I like are either illegal or they make me fat.

— Bobby Burgess

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat.

— Gary Taubes

I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.

— A. J. Jacobs

I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.

— Elizabeth Olsen

I'm not a body shamer. The word fat has been used to hurt me my entire life.

— Margaret Cho

It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid

— Kate Moss

I was between A man and a boy, A hobble-de-hoy, A fat, little, punchy concern of sixteen.

— Richard Harris Barham

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.

— Jo Brand

When I am grown up I shall carry a notebook—a fat book with many pages, methodically lettered. I shall enter my phrases.

— Virginia Woolf

[On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I'm being attacked by a short, bald…

— Elizabeth Hurley

Obesity is a drain on the economy - we have to pay for the health care of fat people who are usually…

— Emily Levine

Any people whose lives are about the way they look, whether it's fat or thin, are in a dangerous area.

— Dawn French

You already know when I'm writing, so don't be surprised if it's short and dry, because I'm too hungry to write anything…

— Frederic Chopin

You're incredibly beautiful,' I told her, because she was fat, so I thought it would be an especially nice compliment, and also…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

I know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt. You give her twenty dollars and you can do your work.

— LL Cool J

The Superclass tries to promote its values. Ordinary people complain of divine injustice, they envy power, and it pains them to see…

— Paulo Coelho

My wife and I, we work together. And we wrote this book, "Dad Is Fat." And in the book, I was encouraged…

— Jim Gaffigan

No human being is illegal. That is a contradiction in terms. Human beings can be beautiful or more beautiful, they can be…

— Elie Wiesel

I want to hold onto this funny thing. God, it's gotten big on me. I don't know what it is. I'm so…

— Ray Bradbury

“As I stood, I took in a last breath of spring-scented air, listened to the birdsong, and then saw a member of…

— Rob Thurman

When I was younger I'd berate myself: You're fat, you're not a good dancer, you'll never have a boyfriend. I don't sweat…

— Valerie Harper

I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people…

— Roseanne Barr

When I was 16 years old, my brother Frank said, 'You'd better become a catcher, because you're too big and fat to…

— Joe Torre

A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from the griddle; dusted with fragrant pepper; enriched with…

— Mark Twain

People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all…

— Jack LaLanne

Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of…

— P. G. Wodehouse

Nearly all runners do their slow runs too fast, and their fast runs too slow." Ken Mierke says. "So they're just training…

— Christopher McDougall

When I come out on the road of a morning, when I have had a night's sleep and perhaps a breakfast, and…

— Frank Delaney

I wanted to lose weight when it was my time to lose weight, not because someone's calling me out for it. I've…

— Khloe Kardashian

IMBECILE!" the chef shouted. "Next time why don't you just put your whole HAND in the food, hey? Yes, your whole hand,…

— Kenneth Oppel

And I too wanted to be. That is all I wanted; and this is the last word. At the bottom of all…

— Jean-Paul Sartre

Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure

— Paul McKenna

Imprisoned in every fat man a thin one is wildly signalling to be let out.

— Cyril Connolly

I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.

— Darren Criss

I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave.

— Kirsten Dunst

Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?

— Rosie O'Donnell

I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit - I'm too fat.

— Dominic West

Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me 'bout the color of your soul.

— Scatman John

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

— John Cena