A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People in this country haven't stopped hating fat people, but they've become more kind to me, since in our culture, even though… — Camryn Manheim Copy Share Image
You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
When I lost my friends, it was because I had used the power of giving on them recklessly. I swept into their… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
You're not too fat. You're not too loud. You're not too smart. You're not unladylike. There is nothing wrong with you. — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
Hee that hath one hogge makes him fat, and hee that hath one son makes him a foole. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
A fool is one whom simpletons believe to be a man on merit. [Fr., Un fat celui que les sots croient un… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
I'm getting fat ... as I planned. Luckily, my gut is intentional. I'm actually preparing for a big role. Sure, it's a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I come from a family that loves to eat, not exercise. Being fat made even walking hard. — Joe Bastianich Copy Share Image
The number of human deaths due to hardening of the arteries and other similar diseases suggests that human beings were not meant… — Sharon Gannon Copy Share Image
I was fat! I was pustule-rich! I looked like a pink human grenade! When did I blossom into the irresistible little orchid… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
When your story is ready for rewrite, cut it to the bone. Get rid of every ounce of excess fat. This is… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The software programs that make our body run ... were evolved in very different times. We'd like to actually change those programs.… — Ray Kurzweil Copy Share Image
Lyrically, 'less words mean more' is a pretty good rule of thumb. Try to cut out the fat and get to the… — Chris Stapleton Copy Share Image
I like fat girls. A woman can never be too poor or too fat. I'd take a poor fat girl over a… — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
We won with the military. We won with highly educated, pretty well educated and poorly educated. But we won with everything, tall… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
It's when things are going just right that you'd better be suspicious. There you are, fat as can be. The whole world… — Ernest K. Gann Copy Share Image
You think people hate a fat person? Try a fat person who's trying to get thin. — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
