Fats Quotes · Page 13

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val

— Orson Scott Card

Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial.

— Susie Orbach

I come from a family that loves to eat, not exercise. Being fat made even walking hard.

— Joe Bastianich

I was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life.

— Andre Rieu

Life is too short to live on low-fat everything.

— Kristin Scott Thomas

People - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial.

— Julie Burchill

it's perfectly possible to hate one's fat and to love one's body at the same time.

— Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.

— Anthony Horowitz

I'm obsessive enough about getting fit, it's ridiculous. I'm 40 now, and I've got to stop doing it soon. I have to…

— Daniel Craig

Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I…

— Alan Bennett

Of three things be wary- of a feather on a cat, The shepherd eating mutton, And a guardsman that is fat.

— Mercedes Lackey

I thought I was attractive when I shot 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding.' Studio executives and movie reviewers let me know I…

— Nia Vardalos

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color…

— Sandra Boynton

And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.

— Paul McCartney

I don't want a lot of strangers looking down at my wrinkles and my big fat belly when I'm dead.

— Clark Gable

Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits Make rich the ribs, but backrout quite the wits.

— William Shakespeare

Downhill's the future of the sport. Cross-country's not geared for TV. Some fat guy watching it with a beer in one hand…

— Missy Giove

Mind you, I've always been a very off-message type of fat broad; one who gladly admits she reached the size she is…

— Julie Burchill

Forgive me for using the term 'fat little brother' ... It is not a criticism, rather a suggestion that he do some…

— Fidel Castro

So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is…

— Aziz Ansari

My mother says I was two-and-a-half when I started playing. My father was a minister, and when he went to church in…

— Tori Amos

Sonic the hedgehog is a beautiful statement on capitalism. You spend your whole life collecting yellow rings and then hit one spike…

— Thom Yorke

For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I…

— Bette Midler

A lot of women don't like when they're sort of fat, but a fat foot is as beautiful as a skinny foot.…

— Christian Louboutin

Then your fingers moved down to my chin. You pushed it up with your thumb to look at me, almost like you…

— Lucy Christopher

Back in the 1970s, I ate a high-protein diet to get bigger and stronger. As a senior at Utah State, I weighed…

— Dan John

One afternoon a girl walked by in a bikini and my cousin Janet scoffed, “Look at the hips on her.” I panicked.…

— Tina Fey

There were people thrice her size on the Trenton platform and she looked admiringly at one of them, a woman in a…

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he…

— George Saunders

People use me as a figurehead, and to me that misses the point and is blatantly offensive to thin women - my…

— Robyn Lawley

What are you looking at?" Jordan demanded finally, watching her. "A dragon." When he looked bewildered she lifted her arm and pointed…

— Judith McNaught

When we were the political slaves of King George, and wanted to be free, we called the maxim that "all men are…

— Abraham Lincoln

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.

— Sam Kinison

There live not three good men unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and grows old.

— William Shakespeare

Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in.

— Vincent D'Onofrio

I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies.

— Dom DeLuise

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

— Bill Maher

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).

— Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing made the horse so fat as the king's eye.

— Plutarch

A few fat files are better than a lot of thin ones.

— Ed Bliss