Fats Quotes · Page 11

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

— Andy Rooney

Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.

— Jo Brand

The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.

— Dick Motta

I was a fat little kid with a speech impediment. I used to get beat up, not just picked on.

— Herschel Walker

Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong,

— John Hiatt

I make lots of casseroles that have protein, veggies, carbs and good fats all together.

— Tori Spelling

My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.

— Kinky Friedman

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

— Zach Galifianakis

Fat noses have no place in the Hindi film industry. But it is not so in the West - otherwise, Anthony Quinn…

— Om Puri

Growth that adds volume without improving productivity is fat. Growth that diminishes productivity is cancer.

— Peter Drucker

Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce.

— Terry Pratchett

Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.

— Thom Yorke

There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice.

— Joe Mantegna

I hope something happens. I'm restless as the devil and have a horror of getting fat or falling in love and growing…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Who cares if there are lumps on my thighs? I'm guilty of having human legs made up of fat, muscle, and skin,…

— Kristen Bell

I have known men who have been sold and bought a hundred times, who have only got very fat and very comfortable…

— Ouida

A culture cannot lie down with dogs and not become utterly infested with fleas. The dogs, in this case, are the mongrel…

— Steven Weber

Being exaltingly thin was, of course, the foundation for the visibility, the man, the adornments of this life-to-be; it was the prerequisite…

— Geneen Roth

One nice thing about the Third World, you don't have to fasten your seat belt. (Or stop smoking. Or cut down on…

— P. J. O'Rourke

For what I always hated and detested and cursed above all things was this contentment, this healthiness and comfort, this carefully preserved…

— Hermann Hesse

Here is a kitchen improvement, in return for Peacock. For roasting or basting a chicken, render down your fat or butter with…

— Sylvia Townsend Warner

Increase your consumption of healthful fats like extra virgin olive oil, avocado, grass-fed beef, wild fish, coconut oil, nuts and seeds. At…

— David Perlmutter

My parents didn't overfeed me, nor did they make an issue of it. That's when things go wrong. It doesn't have to…

— Harry Melling

If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse…

— Jo Brand

As they advanced (towards the fountain) one after another of Bastian's Fastastican gifts fell away from him. The strong, handsome, fearless hero…

— Michael Ende

Everybody wants to be fancy and new. Nobody wants to be themselves. I mean, maybe people want to be themselves, but they…

— Donald Miller

I do have a dominant shopping gene but, unlike a reasonable person, I never plan for what I need each season. I…

— Iris Apfel

It is not consistent with truth that a man should sacrifice half of his stomach only to God-that he should be sober…

— Tertullian

Love won't be tampered with, love won't go away. Push it to one side and it creeps to the other. Throw it…

— Louise Erdrich

I love to go out in late September among the fat, overripe, icy, black blackberries to eat blackberries for breakfast, the stalks…

— Galway Kinnell

For crying out loud, stop comparing and start living! And you'll be happier with your life, I guarantee. This is crucial: the…

— Bo Sanchez

All children in the '50s were taught manners, they were taught to say please and thank you, they were taught not to…

— Temple Grandin

We are full of bread and gas, getting fat on the outside while inside we grow thin

— Linda Hogan

It's definitely part of my job description not to be too fat.

— Elizabeth Hurley

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

— Les Dawson

Before judging a thin man, one must get some information. Perhaps he was once fat.

— Fernand Point

A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as "robust.

— George Orwell

How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

— Ziggy Marley

I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat.

— John Swartzwelder

So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it.

— Camryn Manheim