Don't hate me for who I am now, hate me for who I'll become in your face. — Abisai Pena Copy Share Image
Saying something stupid and thinking, 'Yeah, that sounded way better in my head.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Destiny decides Who you meet in your life....But only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont care if People dont like me. After all I'm not a Facebook Status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real friend would willing to listen your unimportant and scrubby story. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Life is a artwork. And the picture you paint is what describes who you are. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
The blonde was always careful to remove her watch before putting on bug spray because she didn't want it to kill the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Stupidity is unattractive then again so is someone trying too hard to prove they're intelligent. Guess I'm hard to satisfy? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never talk down about your relationship on Twitter or Facebook. Don't let people know when your home isn't happy, that's when outsiders… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Million dollar idea for a sci-fic movie: A world just like ours but with one key difference. When your phone dies, YOU… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I had said everything I was thinking out loud,I would definitely have lost my job a LONG time ago. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
This guy told me I will give a monkey money once in my life but I told him I'm not playing on… — Rell Pough Copy Share Image
Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
