Hearing a camera shutter noise in a public bathroom can never be for anything normal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Pretty Soon, They'll All Abandon You, Too. Sincerely, MySpace — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Don't ever show pictures or post things just to make anyone jealous coz One day if they will have the last laugh… — Raveen Copy Share Image
Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri-Sun doesnt have a straw. Thats when the sh*t hits the fan! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Darling you're so far up your own backside you need a sat nav to help you out of it — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your staring at a car thats passing by, and you notice that everyone in the car is staring… — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
I hate when people know they have roaches, but then they act surprised when they see one while company is over...'HEY! Where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Flipping your pillow over to get the cold side is probably one of the best things ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when you meet someone attractive as hell, but they have the personality of a wall... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you're getting hit on by some ugly asshole… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife always bring these injured animals to home. I think she should just stop driving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In life, the best moments are those that your camera always failed to capture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being alone it doesnt mean we have no one,,its just simply means were scared to get hurt by someone..ssss — Cristina Punzalan Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I wonder how many girls she's texting when it seems too long to receive his reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I'm always on the computer. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
