When you're in the shower, suddenly everyone needs to get in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitches b like long hair dont care known damn well they shit shorter than a Instagram video — IG:Catone_2funny Copy Share Image
If you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you accidentally type your password in the username slot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're afraid to love a person because of friendship.. u have to choose ..either say what you feel and let love… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a drug commercial that says, 'May cause extreme… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Closes facebook opens up Instagram* *scrolls* *scrolls* *closes Instagram* *opens up facebook — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
A person who intentionally avoids u, ignores u, & hurts u myt sumtyms be an indication dat he/she is so damn scared… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is amazing how when youre not really looking the greatest thing shows up and makes you feel like the most important… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when a shower only has two options; 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're an adult when you iron a shirt the night before you have to wear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being single is much better than in a relationship with someone who always hurt you. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
My excuse for being lazy: I'm not the real slim shady, so why would I stand up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we all take off our 3D glasses during a movie to see how it looks without them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a kind of teen that drinks hot chocolate in the summer and eats ice cream in the winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
