Dear sidewalk, Please get wider...Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Any change, any loss, does not make us victims. Others can shake you, surprise you or disappoint you, but they can't prevent… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life, you will have people that will love you, leave you, and hurt you. But then you have the ones that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's bad enough to steal you fb status but when they do and they get more likes then you that's just messed… — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
If the loser keeps his smile, the winner will loose the thrill of victory. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
As my Friend if u hear people discussing me either YOU check them or let me know. If u entertain the conversation,… — LaTruth Hampton Copy Share Image
Never go bungee jumping, a rubber breaking is the reason why I am in this world, and sure as hell not going… — Uknown Copy Share Image
Black people mad Romney's white. White people mad Obama's black. Me? I'm mad no one cares about their policies or our country. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I learn that life is a book, every day is a new page, every month is a new chapter and every year… — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Dear kindergarten students If you don't like your nap time ,can you please give to us........Sincerely High school students — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everyone knows someone that they are embarrassed to be friends on Facebook. — Kand3n Copy Share Image
Ebay is probably the most dangerous place to hang around after a night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it you once made a little kid cry, and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get into trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
