You'll know when you've touched a heart. They'll act in a very different way that you have never imagined. — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, I'll just lay on the floor and act like someone already killed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I can combine all your facebook status, I can have a nice Horror, comedy, drama sci-fi movie in one day.. — Simphiwe Scientist Copy Share Image
Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria's Secret angels. Sincerely, Girls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to meet some of my friends on Facebook that I've never met in real life but after seeing some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cheat on your fears. Breakup with your doubts. Get engaged to your faith & merry your dreams. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
I wonder if people who are working at NSA do listen all my phone call conversation.? If they does well surely they… — Simphiwe Dumi Copy Share Image
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate you to the moon and back, That's alot of hate to give (: Feel special bitch ¥ — Sarthakx Copy Share Image
When someone is afraid to let you shine, even when your light is good for them too, blackout on them and find… — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
I hate texting people who don't use smilies. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot. — Danish Copy Share Image
I think the most impressive thing about the activity tab on twitter is that I never use it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when I comment on a girl status then thirsty niggas starting commenting. I delete my comment — Deon Crockett Copy Share Image
When I get bored I put Facebook into a translator, just to see if everyone's statuses still sound dumb as **** in… — Nathan Schwake Copy Share Image
