The awkward moment when two frenemies say I love you! on Facebook... — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
You dont get to choose when or who you meet, but you do get to choose who you hold on to. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wave your hand in front of a paper towel dispenser that isnt automatic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Psychological Fact:Whenever you think about someone a lot,It's because they were thinking of you first. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
God gave you two hands, and you use them both to like my post. I can respect that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm posting this status cause I'm not studying. You're reading this status cause you're not studying. Now gimme a like since I'm… — PresJ Copy Share Image
They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy beast today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm looking for a lover not a friend, somebody who can be there when I need someone to talk to, I'm looking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Funny how it's always the woman with fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake boobs....that have the audacity to scream Girrrrrrrrl ain't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, & weaknesses, & still thinks you're completely amazing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because… — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never wait for someone to be online..never wait for someone's msg like u won't survive if u won't get it..and when one… — Raveen Copy Share Image
LIKE if the last thing you do every night and the first thing you do every morning is check your phone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As the tears falls slowly down her face.. she closes her eyes and let her dreams take her to a magical place.. — Nabilah Aabou Hamze Copy Share Image
Define Nanosecond : The time required for a guy to finish a conversation the moment he finds out the girl he's talking… — Naeem Copy Share Image
That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off and you wonder why bad things… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
