What is it with you that makes me act like this? I get all shy when I see you because you make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A soft nature of a person does not mean weakness. Remember nothing is soften than water but its force can break the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of getting periods once a month, can girls just get a text from mother nature saying 'You're not pregnant have a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks like I'm shooting water out of my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the people whom we've known for only a short time have a bigger impact on us than those we've known forever... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Worst Feeling Ever: Needing to sneeze, just about to sneeze...don't sneeze. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
F I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My relationship is like iphone 6, it doesn't exist but someday it will..!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ive got more respect for someone who comes out and says they don't like me than for the ones who act like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Periods are ridiculous girls shouldnt be punished for not getting pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I follow my friends around their house, because I don't want to be left alone and have awkward moments with their parents — Anonymous Copy Share Image
"Dude, wanna hang out?" "Nah, hanging out with my girl." "What happened to bros before hoes?" "That rule still goes, but she's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who thinks it sounds desperate when someones facebook status says something like — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting in the shower and letting the water run down your arms so it looks like you're shooting water out of your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every mistake has its own correction.. every sadness has its own reason.. every tear has its own explanation.. every heartbreak has its… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they probably fainted from excitement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world, right? Sincerely, annoyed listeners. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
