Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should have cellphone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only reason I still have a land line is so that I can call my cell and find out where I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: Still Waiting For Someone To Call & Confess Their Love For Me..!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care if you don't like me, I'm not on this Earth to fucking please you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is not so easy, some things are difficult to attain but if you take the first step of faith you will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when your wide awake and you look over at your friend and there sleeping still:/ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you've been mispronouncing a word your entire life... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It starts raining and when I got home it stop then I walk back and it started raining angian.how sad :( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, 'Try not to act like a criminal, try not to act… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you send a long text message to someone & they just reply with k. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like a song, I download it, I listen to it a million times, and then I can't stand it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone yells stop; I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone tells you to stop apologizing and you reply by saying, 'I'm sorry.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May be our expectations are wrong sometimes not due to situation but due to our own perception !!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leonardo DiCaprio never died in the Titanic...Last scene; him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception; he wakes up on a beach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there must be a trouble let it be in my day, then my children can live in peace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use good grammar. 3) Ask Questions. 4) Always use the smiley face — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an awards show. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just microwaved and your hands decide it's too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believe it or not but each of us are right in one way or other. All depends on our perception... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone you even don't know, hates you...that's when you know you're the best! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing a 'Do not disturb' sign and automatically assuming people in there are having sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
