If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you're upset that three brutal murders by one of your players may impact your team's playoff chances. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto Translations: 'You aint bout dat life' - The persona that you portray is contrary to the actual individual that you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LAUGHBOOK CRYBOOK PUT ALL YOUR BUSINESS OUT THERE THEN WONDER WHYBOOK. TRUTHBOOK, LIEBOOK, INDIRECT SUBLIMINAL REPLYBOOK. LOVEBOOK, HATEBOOK, QUICK TO GIVE ADVICE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fellas: If you want your girl to remain an Angel...create a heaven for her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After reading this status, you will realize that the the brain doesnt recognize a second the — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I cant remember if I am drying off my face with the same side of the towel I dried… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
IPhone covers are like condoms; you don't want to, but you kind of have to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love me, ill move mountains to make you happy Hurt me, & I'll drop those mountains on your face — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto word of the Day - Disappointment. My Parole officer said if I miss disappointment they gone send me back to Jail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Human being are some of character in games, They refill energy in sleeping — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone asks 'do you remember me' and you have no clue who they are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Covering your eyes during horor movies. But watching it through your fingers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to shake the man's hand who first thought about putting chocolate syrup in milk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, place your heart in the hands of God & he will place it in the hands of a man who he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The cure for aids could be written somewhere in the Terms and Conditions, and we would never know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you think someone was waving at you, so you wave back, then play it off like you were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we have 75 mutual friends on Facebook and we aren't friends, the likelihood that I fucking hate you is 100%. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background noise. Just so I feel less lonely… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome feeling when you buy new clothes & wear them for the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
