When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer. I just raise book up, so they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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There r many things in life tht will catch your eye, but nly a few things that will catch your heart...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you trip and fall and you try to fake it off and someone screams I saw that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinks its funny when girls use slutty profile pics to get attention, might as well have a status that says my shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you think someone is ignoring you when in reality you just didn't press send. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If facebook did have a dislike button there would be a lot of hurt feelings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only time you can call shotgun is when you can see the car. Don't try to claim it two hours before… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes¦ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep you'd get if you fell asleep at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and Im begging it to be you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing more comfortable than sleeping while someone else gets ready for work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom is washing the dishes, and you put one in the sink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not religious, but the first thing I do in the Morning is look at the clock and pray I have more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Im starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pressing the elevator button more than once thinking it will come faster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If one begins to look for love, he will find it. If he puts any conditions on love, there will be obstacles.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing worse than having a song stuck in your head is not knowing the name of the damn song! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist appointment is: 'You can't eat for 30… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care what the expiration date says, I'm smelling the milk before I drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
