Dont ever leave the one you love for the one you like, Because the one you like may leave you for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, everybody has their problems, some of us just prefer not to discuss them on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your parents bring up the topic of sex and you just sit there all innocent like, 'Wait, whats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I might talk to other guys, laugh with other guys and be nice to other guys, but I'll never cheat on you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I can be a rapper, I'm good at rhymes.. cat, bat, fat, hat, chat.... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things I've learned in school: if the homework is study or read...you don't have any homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social networks don't break up relationship. The shit you post on social networks breaks up relationship!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listening to songs from when you were younger and realizing how dirty the lyrics are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't worry about who I'm with in my space time if you're not working on trying to be mine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If climbing the highest mountain on earth is the only way for him to be mine.. then I'd rather go shopping! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lucky is the man who wins the first love of a woman But luckier is the woman who wins the last love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Embrace your imperfections for they are the only thing that truly belong to you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a dinosaur until it wakes up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the end of the day before you sleep, Life should ask you: 'Do you want to save changes?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin the bag and tuck it under the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The essence of life is not being perfect, impressing people, or succeeding at everything. The essence of life is simply making mistakes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Staring at something you just dropped and wondering if you should pick it up or leave it and go on with your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Halloween, bonfires, making s'mores, wearing moccasins, drinking hot cocoa and cuddling. Happy October. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies; at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you eat food that's too hot and start breathing like a retarded dragon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would always want to believe that while I'm awake at night thinking of u, u are sound asleep dreaming about me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking your own candy to the movies. $6.00 for a bag of skittles my ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there are strangers in your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses and label the caption 'Nerddd lol' You're not a nerd, you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That stressful car ride home from McDonalds when you have to hold the drinks on your lap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, 'Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
