Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smoking weed is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going America. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
More future the world, more slim the technology; But me no, more future the world, more fat I am — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Call me a fashion fuckup but I refuse to disregard 1/2 my wardrobe just cause some fool said white wasn't okay after… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone is staring at you and laughing at the same time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real friend is a friend who's able to remember your birthday without Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think bathrooms should be soundproof so we can sing as loudly as we want to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mumbling along to a song you dont really know but that 15 second part you do know is coming and you're gonna… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Use your smile to change this world. Don't let this world change your smile — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The son of a bitch moment when you're walking around the house in socks and you step on a wet spot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not f*cking rocket science. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in when it's completely dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I would have made the iPhone chargers a few feet longer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you need to keep moving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Loving someone dont need any REASON... It doesn't matter the age gap.. Doesn't matter how she/he looks.. Doesn't matter the way she/he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spending half of the movie wondering where you've seen the actor before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its a crazy day when guys wanna see a movie about a teddy bear and girls wanna see a movie about strippers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people think your guy best friend is your boyfriend... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Subway, just make everything 5 dollars forever and shut the hell up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, we stop talking to a person, because we no longer know what to say anymore... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts 2 hope for some1 who's already happy with someone else but what hurts most is when you own the person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Swimming: 5% Swimming. 95% just doing flips and handstands in the water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't ever say you're not good enough. If that person can't see how amazing you are, then they're the one who's not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like IF u AGREE that From a girls point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guys point of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
