Hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are yelling at someone and you mess up a word. And it ruins the seriousness! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you: deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass b*tch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Don't Want Lots Of People Who Are Ready To Cry When I Die... I Only Need Just One Person Who Is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Avoiding something doesn't always mean that u hate it.. It could also mean that u want it, but u just know that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you baby.. Second week: Together forever.. Third week: Single.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're lesbian? You're not attracted to men...but you're dating girls that looks like men. That makes complete sense! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The secret of being happy is accepting who and where you are in life and making the most out of everyday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized you forgot something so you have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever wondered if those dollar bills in your wallet might have once been in a strippers butt? You're wondering now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody wanna be cuffed and taken but nobody wants to be committed & faithful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, We all have someones number In our phone That the other person doesn't know we have it. ;D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choose your Facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
84 people died and 11 were injured in London as Rick Ross attempted to crowd surf at his concert. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wake up in the middle of the night and that hallway is suddenly the most terrifying thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend Request From Random: I dont know you but okay.... A couple minutes later receives comment on picture.... So beautiful... WHat the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's great that you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, or that you are going to see him/her in __ days, but must you post… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That pedophile moment when you see a little kid and think: Damn, that kids going to be really hot when he gets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will have an endless invisible night and read all those books and understand all until I am a liquid chromium cascade… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Standing closer to me in line will not make it go faster. Sincerely, Back the fuck up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no panic like trying to press 'End Call' when you make an accidental call. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be a must. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; The hurtful people I let into my life are the ones who made me the stronger person I am today. For… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
