Facebook status Quotes by Anonymous · Page 14

We Have Smart Car's, And Smart Phones, All We Need Is Smart People.

— Anonymous

I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get.

— Anonymous

When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out of you.

— Anonymous

Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think 'How the fuck does someone look like that?!'

— Anonymous

Rejection doesnt hurt, expectations does. Lying doesnt kill, denial does & forgetting doesnt heal forgiveness does..

— Anonymous

If you have a problem, face it, don't Facebook it.

— Anonymous

'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.

— Anonymous

I get super paranoid whenever I walk into a store with something that they sell there...

— Anonymous

Girls used to get undressed for their husbands only.. in 1995 girls started to get undressed for the money.. in 2012 girls…

— Anonymous

The best conversations usually happen late at night.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.

— Anonymous

Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not.

— Anonymous

I hate finding out that theres no milk in the fridge AFTER Ive already poured my cereal.

— Anonymous

Drying only your hands, so you can reply to a text while in the shower.

— Anonymous

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row, no doubt in my mind: I'm being…

— Anonymous

I hate when I'm bored nobody texts me but when I'm busy my phone blows up.

— Anonymous

If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call…

— Anonymous

If I post a status and you automatically assume it's about you...Don't blame your guilty conscience on me.

— Anonymous

FACEBOOK: Wasting lives and causing drama since 2004.

— Anonymous

I think I'm starting to like NASCAR.....just kidding.

— Anonymous

It's 2012 and we still don't have a toothpaste that doesn't ruin orange juice.

— Anonymous

The sad moment when you return to your boring and ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.

— Anonymous

Best way to deal with haters: Keep calm, and stay classy!

— Anonymous

Dear hoodies, thank you for always being there for me. Sincerely, I'm sexy and I know it, I'm just way too tired…

— Anonymous

You are my song playing so softly in my heart, I reach for you, you seem so near yet so far.

— Anonymous

Men never do anything right. And if they do something right, they'll never do it again.

— Anonymous

You think youre pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.

— Anonymous

George Zimmerman murdered a teen: Bail set at $150,000. Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test: Bail set at $300,000 This is our justice system.

— Anonymous

Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own…

— Anonymous

The awkward moment when an ex-boyfriend tries to add you on Facebook. (After being previously deleted.)

— Anonymous

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

— Anonymous

I wish life had a Rewind-the-Weekend button.

— Anonymous

Nothing is permanent in this world; not even our troubles

— Anonymous

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...

— Anonymous

Most people want to be the sun to brighten up your day. But I would rather be the moon that shines down…

— Anonymous

Remember, if we happen to get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak English.

— Anonymous

Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.

— Anonymous

I didnt change, I grew up you should try it sometimes

— Anonymous

I'm afraid people can see me through my web cam even though its off.

— Anonymous

If you expect the world to be fair with you because you're fair to them, its like asking a lion not to…

— Anonymous