Facebook status Quotes by Anonymous · Page 16

Everything tastes TERRIBLE after you brush your teeth...especially orange juice!

— Anonymous

When Im alone in my house, every sound is a ghost.

— Anonymous

Thank you to the ones that are in my life and make it absolutely amazing.. and I'd also like to thank the…

— Anonymous

Randomly staring at your phone to avoid an awkward situation.

— Anonymous

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I have nothing to wear!'

— Anonymous

The hardest thing is to realize that the people you trusted the most and loved the most, are the ones who stabbed…

— Anonymous

When there's a car in the middle of the mall, and you're just like...'How the f*ck did they get that in here?'

— Anonymous

You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are.

— Anonymous

The awkward moment when you catch yourself singing a song that you're supposed to hate.

— Anonymous

Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...

— Anonymous

I believe that the sun shines after the rain....I believe if you don't get hurt you'll never gain...I believe in not doing…

— Anonymous

OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?

— Anonymous

Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone then suddenly everybody in the building decides to go out.

— Anonymous

A pretty face doesn't mean a pretty heart!

— Anonymous

Dropping your cell on your face while trying to read something while in bed.

— Anonymous

When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored on Facebook so we get off then 15 min later…

— Anonymous

Before starting any chapter, I count the number of pages.

— Anonymous

I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.

— Anonymous

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

— Anonymous

Dont let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and evict them.

— Anonymous

The people who want to be in your life will always find a way, just don't push them away.

— Anonymous

The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say, 'You too!'

— Anonymous

Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Welcome to Facebook, where no one is really your friend.

— Anonymous

Seeing a spider is not the problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears!

— Anonymous

Everybody was facebook fighting.. STATUS UPDATES were fast as lighting.. Profile pic were a little bit frightning.. cause they're dealing with bathroom…

— Anonymous

Not everything you have stays forever. But there are things you would be glad to fight for just so you can have…

— Anonymous

Because of Facebook I never miss an argument, know when there's gonna be a fight and when people break up.

— Anonymous

Whenever I talk with someone who stutters...I yell 'REMIX!' so they feel cool and shit.

— Anonymous

I hate when Im watching a show on DVR and I realize Im mostly through a commercial break and I forgot to…

— Anonymous

Pizza for Breakfast, because I DO WHAT I WANT.

— Anonymous

Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.

— Anonymous

Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a nice day.

— Anonymous

Calculating how long you've been showering by adding up the songs you listened to.

— Anonymous

For all men who say 'A woman's place is in the kitchen' remember that's where the knives are kept.

— Anonymous

I hate immature girls with a new boyfriend every month saying I love you.

— Anonymous

Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs.

— Anonymous

Right after you watch a scary movie and you hear the the slightest sound, you turn around, ready to throw down.

— Anonymous

No relationship is a waste of time. The wrong ones are there to teach you the lessons that prepare you for the…

— Anonymous

I agree with the dictionary..Girls before guys,partying before studying,and friends before love!!

— Anonymous