Facebook status Quotes by Anonymous · Page 18

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone isn't there.

— Anonymous

That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it.

— Anonymous

People might as well put I WANT ATTENTION as there status!

— Anonymous

Nothing says freedom like pooping with the bathroom door open.

— Anonymous

I deleted my status when nobody likes in 1 hour

— Anonymous

Dont you hate when the person youre Facebook-stalking never updates anything.

— Anonymous

I'll never understand why British people lose their accent when they sing.

— Anonymous

I wish people were like money so I could hold them to the light to see which ones are real.

— Anonymous

I am so ready for Christmas movies and Christmas Songs and snow and all that other sappy amazing Winter stuff...

— Anonymous

You're so fake, Barbie's jealous

— Anonymous

I dont always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do...my keys are in the wrong pocket.

— Anonymous

Saving a photo as 'gdhagfdgvsl' because you're too lazy to write a proper title.

— Anonymous

If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I'd probably watch more of it.

— Anonymous

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

— Anonymous

Bitches love having a gay friend.

— Anonymous

If everyone likes you, you're doing something wrong. Popularity is overrated.

— Anonymous

I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.

— Anonymous

I hate when a girl can't take a compliment: You're so pretty No I'm not, I'm ugly WELL.. YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN.....

— Anonymous

Just because someone isn't the definition of Beautiful It doesn't give u the right to call them Ugly

— Anonymous

When I have bad dreams I wake up pissed at the person in real life for like 5 minutes.

— Anonymous

Life: Every second gives you a chance to turn it all around... and every second is a chance for it all to…

— Anonymous

James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons…

— Anonymous

Pizza is like sex, when it is good, it's really good, and when it's bad...it's still pretty good.

— Anonymous

S(he's) br(ok)en be(cause) s(he) be(lie)ve(d).

— Anonymous

Twitter makes me like people I've never met and because of Facebook I hate people I know in real life.

— Anonymous

When they ask me what I liked best, I'll tell them it was you.

— Anonymous

DO NOT expect a 'Bless You' after your 5th sneeze get that shit under fucking control.

— Anonymous

Singing to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming up and you're gonna own…

— Anonymous

If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate your life.

— Anonymous

All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.

— Anonymous

When I am with you, we stay up all night. When you're not here, I can't go to sleep.

— Anonymous

It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are…

— Anonymous

May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.

— Anonymous

Never use google translate because it gives you a verb, but use a dictionary cuz it gives you a knowledge

— Anonymous

People are like trees..they take forever to grow..

— Anonymous

There have been many people throughout my life who I have lost, but I am not sad. I remember all the good…

— Anonymous

Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got.

— Anonymous

When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, 'What did you do to it?'

— Anonymous

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?'

— Anonymous

Go ahead and play your little childish games, I have u figured out, I'm a few steps ahead of u, think u…

— Anonymous