Dear iPod, when I put you on shuffle, what I really mean is play my favorite songs. Sincerely, next, next, next, next,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You thought you were a nothing, but you're really a something, which makes you an anything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have tattoos, so I'm a trouble maker. I have curves, so I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; You cant rewrite your history when your choices hurt others in ways you can never understand. Take responsibility and ownership instead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect Less 5. Live Simply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know how to smile when someone is taking a picture... O_O — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're putting on jeans with holes and your foot goes through the hole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like being arrested 'anything you say can and will be used against you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Disney Channel should stop making new shows and replay all the old ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an iPhone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sitting at a movie theater & saying 'I wanna see that!' to every trailer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, at least once in your life you shoved a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a key opens many locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on.' game. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most awkward place to run into a homeless person is on your way to a Coinstar. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Beyonce, Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN have babies. Sincerely, all the single ladies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
