Saying something stupid and thinking, 'Yeah, that sounded way better in my head.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Destiny decides Who you meet in your life....But only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont care if People dont like me. After all I'm not a Facebook Status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never talk down about your relationship on Twitter or Facebook. Don't let people know when your home isn't happy, that's when outsiders… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hearing a camera shutter noise in a public bathroom can never be for anything normal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri-Sun doesnt have a straw. Thats when the sh*t hits the fan! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people know they have roaches, but then they act surprised when they see one while company is over...'HEY! Where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Flipping your pillow over to get the cold side is probably one of the best things ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when you meet someone attractive as hell, but they have the personality of a wall... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you're getting hit on by some ugly asshole… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life, the best moments are those that your camera always failed to capture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I wonder how many girls she's texting when it seems too long to receive his reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're in the shower, suddenly everyone needs to get in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you accidentally type your password in the username slot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a drug commercial that says, 'May cause extreme… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A person who intentionally avoids u, ignores u, & hurts u myt sumtyms be an indication dat he/she is so damn scared… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is amazing how when youre not really looking the greatest thing shows up and makes you feel like the most important… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when a shower only has two options; 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're an adult when you iron a shirt the night before you have to wear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuse for being lazy: I'm not the real slim shady, so why would I stand up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we all take off our 3D glasses during a movie to see how it looks without them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a kind of teen that drinks hot chocolate in the summer and eats ice cream in the winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
